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[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Dude the scene with blood splatter

on the "camera." You killed it with that. Magnificent. How someone can create that using flash... Remarkable.

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 6]

Funny stuff

Interesting storyline, good feel to it, and well-done custom music.
My first episode of the RoC series, I'll have to go back and see everything else. Keep making 'em.

[Socklops]

Thought Provoking, Firth

Inanimate objects becoming aware of themselves. A machine that makes anything you want, smokable (I want that) and a man who shrinks so far down into a particle of something or another, and discovers the entire universe is contained inside. Very though provoking.

I thought you might have been losing your magic with Pulch (which later grew on me anyway) but this is some of your best material yet.

"Why would a man of science laugh at his audience?"

The character telling the story is awesome. I want to see more of that guy.

[Shroomy Chaos / Paranoia]

Scary, cool video of some schizophrenic

because I have done shrooms countless times and the only thing I see is pretty colors, I feel like I'm the man, and any bitch around is probably going to be on my dick soon.

I wish someone would depict the real effects of mushrooms instead, so that these straight edge fuckers can open there eyes. Shrooms are not bad for you whatsoever, in any way shape or form, and bad trips are only caused when you are in a bad situation (like in the middle of a desert or with someone you hate so bad you'd like to murder)

Get the information, look this shit up.

Catoblepas responds:

Yeah, I had to make up a reason why he would be seeing all the things he did. Mushrooms was an easy and funny solution. I had to shift the blame to something else, because otherwise everyone would've thought he was insane. And HE'S NOT INSANE! NO! HE IS A HUMAN BEING! Thanks for the review.

[Problem with Nintendo Wii]

lol

what the last guy said... I cant wait till the Wii does better than every other system and i laugh when all my friends r pissed they didnt buy a Wii (hehe i said wii)

bkdude responds:

:-) take a picture of your TV and make it last

[Jerries Actoin Thiler]

I say have you ever run anyone over yourself

Maybe I have Jerry but the law not caught up with me yet.

[Men From Up The Stairs]

genius

a very long metaphor for a stubborn poop
what more can i ask for